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Internet Detritus #overkill

So many interesting things.

Retronaut

Futility Closet

The conscience fund

During the Civil War, the U.S. Treasury received a check for $1,500 from a private citizen who said he had misappropriated government funds while serving as a quartermaster in the Army. He said he felt guilty.

“Suppose we call this a contribution to the conscience fund and get it announced in the newspapers,” suggested Treasury Secretary Francis Spinner. “Perhaps we will get some more.”

….

Many contributions are sent by citizens who have resolved to start anew in life by righting past wrongs, but some are more grudging. In 2004, one donor wrote, “Dear Internal Revenue Service, I have not been able to sleep at night because I cheated on last year’s income tax. Enclosed find a cashier’s check for $1,000. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send you the balance.”

Make for an interesting writing prompt.

Neatorama

Could we hear a 6 inch human? All sorts of interesting things to think about.


Puritan Valentine’s Day cards for The Scarlet Letter.

Nuns Forgive Break-in, Assault Suspect
Home Depot Purchases Wallpaper, Blinds Retailers
Utah Girl Does Well in Dog Shows
Judges Appear More Lenient on Crack Cocaine
William Kelly was Fed Secretary
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to Do Better
Dealers Will Hear Car talk at Noon
Arafat Swears in Cabinet
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Misleading headlines . . . would be a good writing assignment.

Harris apparently consumed more than two pounds of sugar and 970mg of caffeine a day

Too much Coke . . . some math and nutrition potential. How much Coke did she drink? How much of X would she need to drink to get two pounds of sugar in a day?

Mental Floss

It’s common knowledge among Lincoln historians that Mary Todd had a “courting cake” that she baked for Abe while they were dating after buying the recipe from her favorite bakery in Lexington, Kentucky. He declared it “the best cake I ever ate.” Mrs. Lincoln later served it in the White House as well.

Full text here.

You could make it or have students create recipes that would capture the hearts of other historical/fictional characters.

Random Sources


The affairs of Zeus

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Nat Geo “Facts”

More VA Teacher Evaluation Stuff

I know. I know. You’ve been eagerly awaiting more VA specific teacher evaluation posts. Because of that intense demand, I offer up this frame for the new VA DOE standards for teacher evaluation. Recall, if you will, what I’ve been told is an overly analytical, semi-obsessive breakdown of what the standards actually say. Based on that language, anyone want to take bets on what percent of the evaluation student learning progressions will be in 2015?

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I ignored the random assortment of items thrown under “Professionalism” and focused on the instructional items. The goal was to figure out when you’d really see these skills being practiced. I’m claiming three observational windows- planning, delivery, and reflection (and after your first lesson ever, reflection and planning ought to become conjoined twins)1.

I would argue that often we observe instruction and claim we can then figure out what happend in planning. I don’t think that’s the case. More energy and time needs to spent working with people when they are planning. Prior to putting these thoughts into action, we need to see what connections are being made, what information is being considered, etc. Looking at the end and trying to work backwards seems to encourage assumptions and mistakes on the part of the evaluator. People also seem to defend actions more vigorously when they’ve already occurred. It also seems like this would help isolate variables. Now you’d know if planning was straight, rather than guessing, and could move on to implementation.

Watching Prince playing the guitar towards the end of the video below may help erase thoughts of teacher evaluation from your mind forever.


1 This may be me claiming loudly that water is wet.

The Golden Calf of Process and Standardization

Way back in the dim recesses of time, about 2009 to be precise, Netflix published an interesting slide deck on how they structure their business. I remember reading it and I believed it was an interesting and positive way to frame a company culture. I shared it with a few people in our district and life rolled on.

The concept has come back to me repeatedly in recent days and it seems to fit a variety of scenarios well enough that I thought it was worth talking about again. Essentially, I see this concept applying at the national, state, district/county, school, and classroom levels.

The images below are my slight adjustments to the Netflix slides. All credit goes to them or whoever they got the idea from.

Derived from Netflix presentation

 

In the beginning . . .

Small (often new) organizations have a very high proportion of highly skilled employees1 and as a result don’t need much in the way of processes, rules, regulations, policies etc.  That’s the green area.

As organizations grow and complexity increases2, the proportion of highly skilled employees drops.  Things go wrong. People end up in the red area and everyone is unhappy.

Derived from Netflix presentation

Often the response to these failures is to implement processes, policies etc. There are a number of reasons I think this turns out poorly in the long run.

  1. Processes give you a short-term positive result.   Process driven environment are consistent and predictable. They let you get by with lower skilled employees.  Yet, processes are the “grapefruit diet” of organizational change.  You get the initial positive response that makes you feel good but the root issues that caused the problem remain, festering.
  2. Quality people are frequently not fans of process focused environments.  They leave and as a result you end up with even lower proportions of highly skilled employees which in turn drives the need for even more processes.
  3. Process adherence becomes a core value.  Issue? We can develop a process for that.
  4. Attention, money, and energy flows into improving processes rather than people.

I can’t see how this doesn’t become a death spiral of ever snowballing processes driven by an organization with an ever increasing need of processes.

Before I get into how I see this occurring in k12 education, I want to throw an element of gray in the mix.  I think it is possible to create processes that improve understanding and capabilities but it takes overt thought and intent and that isn’t happening much.  People tend to focus their energy on creating a process that can’t be corrupted by the worst case scenario employee.  The goal is simply to “dummy” proof the process, not help create better employees.  Break the work into enough yes/no questions or if/then decisions and even a sea slug will be able to get from A to B.

  In the classroom  . . .

With students, you can see processes in lieu of learning across the board but it tends to be pretty evident in things like math, projects, science labs, research papers (essentially the respites from memorization) . . . The kids don’t actually understand what they’re doing, they just memorize steps or follow the directions.  When things shift from that very clearly delineated path students end up completely lost or end up completing the project no better for the process.

We often do the very same thing with teachers. Many initiatives are outside solutions that teach processes with no attempt to build understanding or internalize concepts for broader application. This sort of thing is really in the “solution” company’s best interest.  From their prospective, a good process based solution will address your current needs (give a positive but limited score bump) without preparing your teachers for anything broader.  That’s when they return to sell the next process based solution —- “I’m so happy the winter differentiated reading phonetic instruction module for KG students worked. Have you thought about what’s going to happen in the spring? We also have a module for 1st graders and pre-K in case any of your teachers change grade levels.”

You can see strong moves towards this in the way some districts have moved to standardized lessons on standardized dates across the district. Some places use scripts to standardize the process. This process uniformity is epitomized by the belief that at some point computers and algorithms will faithfully, and with absolute consistency, walk students between Khan-ish videos based on the results of multiple choice assessments.

I don’t know what process/standardization people need vs what they’ve come to expect. I know that personally I didn’t need books given the kids had computers and I could mix up much more effective mixtures of content and activities for my students. That’s in history and English. I don’t know about other subjects or how it might work when kids don’t have computers. I do feel that textbooks and all the resources that began to come with them was an attempt to “idiot proof” teaching. The current obsession with computer facilitated/directed learning seems to have re-reared its head at a time when faith in teachers seems to be declining drastically. I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

So much focus is on teachers seen as incompetent that everyone other teacher is marginalized. Continuing to build a system for the lowest level will likely drive even more high quality teachers from the profession.

It’s not unimaginable that K12 could become a series of Disney themed edu-tainment videos linked together by multiple choice tests. This move will be backed by more consistent test scores and dramatically lower costs contrasted against schools that have already been labeled as “failing.” Given the current conception of education, arguing that providing recordings of great teachers is better than letting students suffer with less able teachers would be relatively easy (and is being done already).


1 I think how they become high skilled is worth looking at that may be more related to attention, communication, etc. as opposed to just raw awesomeness.

2 I’m interested in looking more at the relationship of these two variables.  What gets more complex at scale, to what extent, and is there any predictability there?

Internet Detritus #4

Thesis Statements?

Seuss Titles


Makes for an interesting project for any kind of book and maybe an introduction to the concept of a theme/thesis statement.
via It’s Okay to be Smart

Staying Pure


via Boing Boing

I’ve posted on the Google Translation idea before but this video adds a decent introductory element (although I’m not sure kids today are familiar with the Fresh Prince).

Can you create a sentence that isn’t corrupted by the Google Translation torture test? Who can create the longest sentence that remains pure? The most complex? When do things break down? Why?

It might be fun to take the quotes of different authors and see what stays true and what ends up muddled. Then you breakdown why. Endless fun.

Added to the Podcasts


New to me, via Boing Boing

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Words we ought to have in English

8. Tartle (Scots)
The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember.

via The Week and a number of other people.

I’d like to see what words kids would come up with that we need. It’d be a fun way to discuss when we need one word vs many. I’m also betting they’d come up with needed words that already exist in English.

Plant Cell

Compare to your textbook’s plant cell image- via Fresh Protons

Classroom Posters

Compare to Garfield or your typical “no whining” poster.


via Fresh Protons



via Shorpy

Jet/Bomb

If the gentle reader noticed it looks kind of like a cruise missile, they were onto something. That’s exactly what it is, a cruise missile. Typically launched from a Betty bomber, though submarine and cave launched versions were also planned. It only had enough fuel to fly for 20 miles or so, so it had to be launched pretty close to its target. And yes, it had a pilot. This was World War Two, electronically guided missiles were still a dream, if a cruise missile was going to hit any thing smaller than a city, it had to be piloted. Yes, this bad boy was the Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka (Cherry Blossom) purpose-built suicide plane. It had a 2,000 lb high explosive warhead, and could fly at over 400 mph (650 kph) in level flight or over 650 mph (1,000 kph) in a dive. This was considerably faster than the fighters of the day, and made them almost unstoppable if they got into a final approach. And yes, this was built by Japan in the last years of World War Two. It’s a kamikaze plane.

via Doug’s Dark World

This is one of those historical photos that begs for a good series of questions to tempt students down the path that the author went through above. It links up a lot of different aspects of the war and technology at that time as well.

Internet Detritus #3

This certainly won’t be a daily thing but I figured I’d keep rolling while I had some momentum.

Scumbag Congress


This was a meme created by one of Henrico County’s high school students for an English assignment with the ever awesome Mrs. Berry.

Writing Prompts

Also left behind were a bucket of live crabs, a pantomime horse, a winning EuroMillions ticket, a £50,000 Rolex watch, and a set of four Power Rangers costumes.
A pilot’s training manual, a spare car wheel, the keys to a Bugatti, and a stamp album worth £250,000 were also uncovered, as were a Persian Chinchilla kitten, a food processor, a set of false teeth, a collection of 200 masks depicting the Queen, and a diamond encrusted iPhone.

All were items left in UK hotel rooms. I’d challenge students with some of the odder selections and ask them to describe the character and write the scenario that led up to leaving that particular item behind. Various games could be played by limiting words, switching character descriptions between students prior to writing the scenario etc.

Via The Telegraph by way of Neatorama

Money Laundering

It turned out the detergent wasn’t ­being used as an ingredient in some new recipe for getting high, but instead to buy drugs themselves. Tide bottles have become ad hoc street currency, with a 150-ounce bottle going for either $5 cash or $10 worth of weed or crack cocaine. On certain corners, the detergent has earned a new nickname: “Liquid gold.” The Tide people would never sanction that tag line, of course. But this unlikely black market would not have formed if they weren’t so
good at pushing their product.

via NY Mag but begging to be led into with the idea of the rai stone rings, dog teeth, or any other odd currency. Once your students are convinced we wouldn’t use any odd form of currency you can move on to detergent.1

Witness

Old Conrad lived through it all. When he was a kid America was just a motley collection of hardscrabble British colonies. By the time he was an old man the United States was 75 years old and a rapidly emerging world power. The industrial revolution was in full swing, and other great events had occurred during his times: The French Revolution, the War of 1812, the Napoleonic wars, the year without a summer. He lived during the invention of the telegraph and the railroad and the steamboat, such things undreamed of in Conrad’s bucolic youth. And he lived to see the beginning of the age of photography.

via Doug’s Darkworld

This guy lived forever but I’d like to play around with the idea of the most change in the shortest amount of time. Students pick any start date (maybe location as well) they want and rationalize their choice based on the changes that occur during the time period they define. Make it easier and define the time period- most change in 1 year, 10 years, 20 years . . .There’s probably some fun to be had trying to create an equation that would quantify change- similar to the “too many people in the party” equation.

Gilded Lilies


Does analysis add to or detract from the appreciation of beauty? Defend your position.
Via Mental Floss

Propaganda

Via Spin via Collapse Board

Name That Menace

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…is far more destructive, directly or indirectly, to human life and property than any wild beast or venomous serpent. It approporiates nearly everything that man eats, and drinks many of his beverages. It follows him with its baleful influence from the cradle to the grave. It destroys his poultry and molests his domesticated animals. It has been known to attack and mutilate infants, sleepers, the sick, aged and infirm. It is the forerunner of famine, pestilence and death. It carries the germs of disease. It infects man’s ships and habitations with the dreaded plague; sets fire to his dwellings and ships, and ceases its ravages only when the house burns of the ship sinks. As if not satisfied with pursuing him through life, it follows him in death, desecrating and mutilating his mortal remains.

. . . and clearly this guy really, really disliked rats. I can’t recall how I got here (the scanned book is linked below) but there’s a lot of English fun in this passage. I’d like to lead with this and have students guess the culprit. Then I’d like them to truthfully describe fairly common things as if they were the scourge of humanity.

Via Rats and Rat Riddance

Other Things of Interest

Pykrete – sawdust reinforced ice that can stop bullets. 14% sawdust, 86% water by weight- fun variables to play with in terms of determining strength.


1 I keep envisioning huge bright orange stacks of Tide on a street corner. This seems like such an unwieldy form of currency.