Welcome to Nonprogramistan » Chairmen of Truth http://bionicteaching.com/ihatecode Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:09:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Jim Groom http://bionicteaching.com/ihatecode/jim-groom/ http://bionicteaching.com/ihatecode/jim-groom/#comments Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:14:02 +0000 jgroom http://bionicteaching.com/ihatecode/?p=13 Bio Pic JimJim Groom put the hammer in the Non-Programistan hammer and sickle. A loyal party member since the turn-of-the-century, he has dedicated himself to the “Long Revolution,” a subversive civil war to replace the greedy, taylorized proprietary systems of Progamistan with open source, distributed, and elegant solutions of, by and for the people of what is now, and forever will be, the beloved motherland of Non-Programistan!

Comrade Jim has recently returned to his headquarters at the University of Mary Washington, after a failed re-education process in Richmond. His interests include WordPress, WordPressMu, and, any future incarnations of what WordPress may become.

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Tom Woodward has been a deep cover agent for Non-Programistan his entire life. His loyalty is beyond question. Any programming he may or may not have done has always been in service to his motherland and in furtherance of her glorious goals.

Comrade Woodward has currently infiltrated the University of Richmond where he is waging a campaign of liberation. The truth inherent in Non-Programistan is already winning the hearts and minds of the people. Soon all of their code heavy applications will be replaced with tools that would make the people of Non-Programistan proud!

Long live Non-Programistan!

 

 

 

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