Must be able to ignore the most foul stench coming off my open leg wound, and not ask any pointed questions about the double-edged fate that befell my most recent wife.
Source: Henry VIII’s Dating App Profiles – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Must be able to ignore the most foul stench coming off my open leg wound, and not ask any pointed questions about the double-edged fate that befell my most recent wife.
Source: Henry VIII’s Dating App Profiles – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency