5.3 Reasons Pokemon Go will Replace the LMS
1. Pokemon is fun to say
Like Schoology or Moodle, Pokemon is a fun word to say. You can also say words like Venusaur, Charizard, Blastoise, and Pikachu. That’s pretty much a foreign language credit right there! It’s pretty awesome!
Blackboard Mobile is a thing and phones exist. And so hot right now. App. APP! APPPP!!!!!!
Plus see that kid. He’s capturing a round thing that’s pretty much what you do to win Pokemon. That’s directly from Blackboard’s site. It’s pretty much like they were grooming us for this.
Schoology, Canvas, Pokemon . . . COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!
That Pokemon is too far away . . . just like your dreams!!!! Pokemon will get kids in the real world!
5. Other Things
Pretty much the stuff! If you can see it. The things! A kid got out of bed to do this once. That’s the bar for exercise now. Imagine if they also rode in a car someplace. That’s like jogging or giving an essay to TurnItIn. Instant goodness!!
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! New THING!
1 I’m being obnoxious but come on people. Seriously? How can we do this every single time? The logic is literally terrible.