Ephemera – Toucan Needs A Home

The Beauty of Craig’s List

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Toucan needs a home
He doesn’t like his home
but he can curse
“keep away from children”

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Office desk free
Some imperfections,
will not hold.

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Have phone, don’t call.

Pedagogical Agent

"A pedagogical agent"
The “pedagogical agent” camped out in the uncanny valley, built a home, and had generations of creepy kids.


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The VA Attorney General rewarded me with this very special fireworks show for completing my conflict of interest training. I also got a retirement watch.
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