The Beauty of Craig’s List
Toucan needs a home
He doesn’t like his home
but he can curse
“keep away from children”
Office desk free
Some imperfections,
will not hold.
Have phone, don’t call.
Pedagogical Agent
The “pedagogical agent” camped out in the uncanny valley, built a home, and had generations of creepy kids.
Awards
The VA Attorney General rewarded me with this very special fireworks show for completing my conflict of interest training. I also got a retirement watch.
