Signs of the 2Pac-alypse

These are real song lyrics. And I always thought “Feelin On Your Booty” was as low as lyrics could go.

If 2Pac were dead, and not hiding out on an island in the Caribbean, he’d be rolling in his grave.

Shorty just text me, say she wanna sex me
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face
Shorty sent a twit pic saying come and get this,
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face

From LOL Smiley Face (more lyrical genius here)

Yeah load it on my macbook air
Its a new form of macking don’t be old fashioned update your passion


See I cant wait till I get a little taste of you
And I just upgraded to 10-80-i hi def just for you

From Digital Girl, the newest travesty.