Unlike Jim Groom, who only lavishes surface praise while harboring deep hatred, I truly respect the Bava and integrate him into our family’s holiday traditions1.
I had to make a hole in the back of Jim’s head to let some of the hot air out. Still needs some work though as the candle keeps going out.
1 You should see what Santa looks like in our house.
Dude, you need some serious help! But it just makes me love you all the more…
I knew you’d understand. Jim Groom, you complete me.