Random Rap Songs for @brlamb
A pretty wide departure from the normal stuff on this site1 but after spending some time with the esteemed Bryan Lamb I thought it’d be fun to share some random rap songs. I’m sure all of these songs curse. Most are offensive. Some are just bad but I still like them for various reasons. I have no idea how bad/good the videos are as I didn’t see most of them.
You’ve been warned.
This will be the cleanest song in the list.
“They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?”
While I usually think police are coming up behind me, I do know all the words. About 1:29 was when it got really good. I can’t find anything clean enough to quote.
Tu Pac. 1:23 ish – “something’s evil in my IV . . . ”
I always thought this song was called Cadillac Doors.
From 2 Fast 2 Furious the soundtrack but the I was way too happy with the lines “I’m like this corner I gotta stay bent/ I need every quarter I gotta pay rent.”
“I take breath, the opposite of primateen mist”
Niki Minaj’s lines are classic.
“Yeah I’m in that Tonka color of Willy Wonka
You could be the king but watch the queen conquer
OK, first things first I’ll eat your brains
Then I’m a start rocking gold teeth and fangs”
I can’t ever figure out Kanye. I love his old lyrics so much. “Next week it’s the fries” was my Twitter tagline for a long time.
I even forgave them for using .22 as a gauge instead of a caliber. Does seem like the right kind of song for the next jam session.
Old. Popular. My kids still love it and not too terrible in the scheme of things. “Kid Sensation dropped a 20 and didn’t even miss it.”